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Trigger Banter Generator

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Instructions
Each brainstorming problem contains a trigger and a frame. Your goal is to come up with a good response to the trigger that supports the frame.

There are a couple great ways to do this:

1) interpret something she just did (the trigger) in a way that supports the frame

Example:
Brainstorming Problem: When she bends down to pick something up in front of you, respond in a way that supports the idea that you're the prize.

Brainstormed Response: In an authoritative, but joking, tone say, "Bow down before me!"




2) get her to do something new that supports the frame.

Example:
Brainstorming Problem: When she asks you to watch her stuff for her while she goes to the bathroom, respond in a way that supports the idea that she's trying to impress you.

Brainstormed Response: OK, I'll watch your stuff, but tell me a funny story when you get back. I need a short break.




Common Tricks:
  • Exaggerate an implied negative. Example: if she asks if you have a girl in every city, say "Actually, I have two in every city. So you're going to have to go get one of your friends." (credit Savoy and others)
  • Role play in a way that puts you in a position of authority over her. Example: if you get a bad place in line next to a girl, put her in charge of finding the two of you a shorter line next time. Threaten to fire her for the bad job she did this time, but tell her you're giving her one more chance.
  • Take offense at something she does, and give her a chance to make up for it.
  • Etc.


Rating Your Responses:
  • In general try to avoid sleazy, corny, or too-direct type responses. Go for a playfully arrogant invitation for her to share in some fun role playing with you.
  • Imagine yourself delivering the response, and how a woman might respond. If something seems a little uncomfortable, tweak the response until it sounds smooth, natural, funny, and likely to succeed.
  • Not every combination of triggers and frames will yield good responses. If you get stuck after a few minutes, refresh the page and try a new one.
  • Not everything you come up with here should be used in the field or shared with the community. This is just a brainstorming tool. Save and use only your best material.
  • If you come up with a good one, move it to your library in your Alpha Male Planner account (applies only to AMP members), use it in the field, and publish it to the community.
Brainstorming Problem:
When she asks what you do for a living, respond in a way that supports the idea that she and you would have great sex together.


Response:


Name:(for attribution if you submit the response)



Don't submit everything, just your best ones, please.
Banter Created By Other Visitors


When she asks if you're checking her out, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Isn't the chip dip behind you?
-- dave




When she jokingly says 'no' to a simple request, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
so what your saying is "there's a chance"
--




When she touches you, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
be careful now i'm delicate
-- touch




When she's looking at something posted on the wall, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
My name's not on there, but I think I'm what your looking for.
-- Jason




When she does something that turns you on, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
u think u ready
-- damien




When she looks at the floor, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
The mirrored carpet is two rooms over
-- PK




When she asks where you live, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to impress you

Response:
C'mon, you know where I live. I saw you stalking me the other day. Don't worry, it happens to me a lot...
-- Steve




When she asks what kind of car you drive, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
What day of the week?
-- Mario




When she likes something you don't, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Wow it's a good thing you don't like (fill in blank)! Because if we constantly liked the same things we would always fight. Plus you would be bummed cause I'd always win.
-- Alf




When she's looking at magazines in the book store, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
naughty naughty
-- adam




When she sits by you, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to impress you

Response:
That seat is for VIP.
--




When she's standing behind you in line, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Whoa whoa whoa...not now. I have you scheduled for a peep show later on.
-- Anthony




When she does something that turns you on, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
i like that but i have to work on this project right now
-- dan




When she picks her nose, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to impress you

Response:
Excuse me your picking technique's gotta improve before I can give you a prize
-- Nick




When she takes a sip of her drink, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
your drink looks hot and so are you [admin note: weak frame]
-- Kevin




When she asks what kind of car you drive, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
It's a (year and model,) very spacious, you and I would easily fit in the back seat
-- Billy




When she says she has a boyfriend, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
[but] MY exercise plan has been certified by the AMA.
-- Pascha




When she looks at you and smiles, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Nice smile. Have you filled out an application on what you have to offer yet?
-- Playboy




When she tries to get you to buy her a drink, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Trying to make me the "guy who got you drunk" huh? won't work babe.
-- aj




When she jokingly says 'no' to a simple request, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
Have a puzzled look on your face, pause . . ., and say "what was that word"? She says "no". Say, "I don't think anyone has ever said that to me."
-- Paul




When she asks if you're checking her out, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
yea, but you didn't let me finish
-- John




When she likes something you don't, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
i don't think so but the next time i see you, i'll let you try to convince me.
--




When she makes eye contact with you from across the room, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
i know im gorgeous but stop eyeing me up.
-- mike j




When she asks for your phone number, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Dial 1405 smith, when you get the recording, hang up and drive to that address.
-- david




When she pouts when you tease her, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to impress you

Response:
those puppy dog eyes as cute as they are does not work with me im immune....
-- the works




When she's looking at magazines in the book store, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Hi I work here and you have reached your reading limit. Im afraid I am going have to ask you to pay for half the price before you put that back...
-- Ken Daves




When she has a non-wedding, non-engagement ring on her left ring finger, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Cool ring...mind if i try it on...
-- Abba




When she asks if I have a girlfriend, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Only if your interested [admin note: frame's a little weak here.]
-- Jonas




When she tries to get you to buy her a drink, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
huney...if u want to show me all what you got you got to do better than that :)
-- toni




When she asks if you're checking her out, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
I was just about to bag you up and take you home
-- John




When she seems a little uncomfortable while you're making out, and seems like she's ready to pull away, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Yeah, you really should do something about those chapped lips
-- Josh




When she touches you, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Ow, that hurt.. You'd sure make a great wrestling partner.
-- Chris C.




When she does something for you, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
You passed the first test, the next one is a little more challenging though...(Smile)
-- Mike




When she's singing to herself, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
Did I ever tell before that your voice would perfectly blend with the sqeaking strings of my bed? [admin note: Perhaps better . . . your singing matches the squeak of my bedsprings. Are you trying to put ideas in my mind;)]
-- Mojo




When she pouts when you tease her, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
So how would you like to divorce me? I'm popping the question right here and now! Will you divorce me? I don't wanna be married to you no more. So it's time I got down off my high horse and filed for divorce. Of course! [admin note: maybe . . . it's all in the delivery, and where you go from there.]
-- Alex




When she asks if you're a player, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Course, and your lookin like the game of the week
-- Ray




When she asks if I have a girlfriend, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
I didn't before but now i do! We can walk hand in hand on the beach, watch the sunset together, when we come home you can make me a nice big dinner :)
-- Nick




When she's standing behind you in a long line, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Dont worry, I wont make you wait this long tonight [admin note: the frame seems a little off, but the right idea.]
-- Roger




When she's in your way, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Want some lessons on how to walk?
-- Not good




When she does something that turns you on, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
That was nice but, you sure have bad timing. should of done it a few minutes ago and I would've jumped on you. Well, the moment has passed.
-- CJ




When she's wearing an interesting piece of jewelry, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
You must have known.... how much I like it when you wear that. (shake you head gently)
-- Oscar




When she has a non-wedding, non-engagement ring on her left ring finger, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
Ohh I thought for a second that you were engaged. (Smile and say) That means I'm going to have to come up with some other lame excuse to get you out of my bed tomorow morning
-- Mike




When she gets the hiccups, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
Hiccuping was yesterday's secret code that you what to take me home with you and have your way with me, today's code is a wink...:-))
-- edward Ledwith




When she scowls, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
HEY RELAX YOUR TREMBLING, IF YOUR A GOOD GIRL ILL HELP YOU RELEASE THAT TENSION SOMEWERE A BIT MORE PRIVATE.
-- lewis




When she has a wedding band on her finger, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
where else do you wear rings?
-- chris




When she gets the hiccups, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
Look if you wanted to get my attention, all you had to do was smile.
-- anonymous




When she calls you a dork, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
so whats its like to worship a dork
-- tyler




When she does something for you, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
This doesnt mean that your getting into my pants tonight, but its a start.
--




When she's standing behind you in a long line, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
"the front view is just as good as the back"
-- Dilan




When she's singing to herself, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
I may have my own style, but I could help you improve your singing, you just have to trust me.
-- Mojo




When she looks at her watch, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
Don't worry, It's not time for my magic show just yet.
-- Alf




When she asks if you're checking her out, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
Maybe. You think I should? I 've got so much to do today but I just figured I'd give you a lil bit of my free time.
-- Tom




When she's standing behind you in line, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to seduce you

Response:
hey there! I look even better from the front ;)
-- Mr.Mr.




When she asks where you live, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
Back to my place already? But we've only just met.
-- Diilan




When she sweeps the floor, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
I don't require the "red carpet" any more.
-- dave




When she says she has a boyfriend, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're the prize

Response:
Whoa! Your moving too fast! Besides, I'm not into three ways - unless it's with another girl.
-- Playboy




When she pulls away when you try to kiss her, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Yeah, I really don't need another woman vying for my attention. There's only so much of me to go around.
-- johnny Blaze




When she looks at you and smiles, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's a naughty girl

Response:
Hey! Did you just x-ray me?
-- dave




When she pulls away when you try to kiss her, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she's trying to impress you

Response:
want another look at my handsome face hah?
-- chris




When she's got an interesting tattoo, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Ha, You should have just colored your hair, its cheaper and eventually it will wash out.
-- Mike




When she's looking at magazines in the book store, respond in a way that supports the idea that: You're too busy to get involved with women right now

Response:
Could you move, your blocking the good magazines
--




When she's standing behind you in line, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have a ton of fun hanging out

Response:
do these jeans make my ass look big?
-- amphiprion




When she's wearing headphones, respond in a way that supports the idea that: she and you would have great sex together

Response:
i dont think thats in right
-- randy